Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan

Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt

by Xszd November 23, 2019

Vegan

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever

You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special

by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018

Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Vegan

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

by Don't Care. August 27, 2018

Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?

Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay

by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019

Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018