by Ho-Vag February 21, 2010

One who has so much sex that they begin to resemble a horse; a person that totally wrecks house in all aspects of life.
by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011

A vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the vagina hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. A noise follows and your dignity falls. Usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as *Slap Slap*. There is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of "Can I Get A Clap Clap?" but instead the lyrics are "Can I Get A Vag Slap?"
Arbys Employee: Welcome to Arbys, home of the fucking bombest food ever, what can I get you?
Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?
Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*
Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?
Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*
by Google GaGa May 19, 2009

When a persons ass crack is showing above the waist of their pants creating a vagina like crack on their backside.
Mike "Dude, that girl in front of us in economics totally had a back-vag going on."
Al "I know man. It was so hot."
Mike "Dude! She was 300 pounds at least!"
Al "I know."
Al "I know man. It was so hot."
Mike "Dude! She was 300 pounds at least!"
Al "I know."
by Adam Woodard December 14, 2008

by lauria green September 29, 2009

by SexyMcTits September 28, 2008

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
by maribbaby October 9, 2009
