urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.

i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls

by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Urinal Camping

When you use a public urinal and someone enters the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to you even tho there are several down the line

Hector: bruh somone just came and started Urinal Camping me wtf
william: bruh

by Continue, Dont May 16, 2019

Urine

The act of going pee but said like an idiot

I go urine

by Mr. Holland’s Anus May 30, 2019