angry unicorn

Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?

by conjuu February 20, 2005

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Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.

Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013

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wet unicorn

During sexual intercourse between two males, when one male puts his erect penis on the other males forehead(mushroom tip on forehead) and ejaculates, while making pony noises.

"Oh my gawd ! Tom tried the wet unicorn on me last night and it was amazing ! My forehead never felt better !" exclaimed Jon to Ricky

by Khunt McCunter June 5, 2014

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Unicorn Piss

A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.

Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?

Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.

by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013

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The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.

Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.

by The Sh-sh-Sherminator November 30, 2014

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