A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017
Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.
Wow, that was Alice Turner!
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by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018
A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
by firesidemybeloved January 30, 2024
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