Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

Poop Tube

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.

Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.

by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

freedom tube

What a freedom-loving anti-vaxxer gets when they go to the ICU (and never come back)

"After I said no to Pfizer and Moderna, my reward was having an ICU nurse put a freedom tube down my throat."

by adribt September 21, 2021

Tube Station

A description for the presence of too many men and not enough women, "tube station" draws from a play on words of the European transit system. Analogous to "sausage fest."

Dude. There are no chicks here. This bar is a fucking tube station.

by iggywest July 6, 2010

loog tube

Spreading a chick's asshole open with your fingers and hocking a loogie in it before fucking her butt.

Last night I didn't have enough lube to get Stacy in the ass, so I just made her a loog tube and went to town.

by world champ crapper June 13, 2010

Tube posh

Too snob to use the "Tube" (London Underground).
Limo, helicopter or at least a cab will do.

"Posh" is referring to Visctoria Beckham, of course.

I was in a conference in London and told a colleague I need to drop by in the office in between the sessions.

He asked me how I will get there.

I told him I will use the tube, he replied "I thought you were too "tube posh" !

by marokon_kauhu June 27, 2010

noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008