space in the trunk for the junk

Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.

I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.

My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!

by John Preston June 29, 2010

Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 13, 2006

Junk in the Trunk

When a guy stuffs as many small inanimate objects up a girls vagina.

Tom was harsh - even though Sally was screaming and crying for him to stop, he was able to continue to shove small objects up Sally. She had a large Junk in the Trunk.

by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010

Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit

"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"

by Scum Pigeon March 7, 2009

junk in da trunk

referring to the amount of "material" in one's ass

Yo, da hoe gots a lotta junk in da trunk

by angel4325 September 4, 2004

Shibby Trunks

A pair of swim trunks worn when one feels very shibby.

Dude, did you see that girl staring at my shibby trunks?

by Anonymous May 17, 2003