a ugly looking thing with extremely nappy hair and a really loud annoying voice gives you chills right to the bone. most likely is really hairy in places that should not be and may have a eating disorder, also may resemble a ferbie.
wow, look at that troll
by funnygirl0909 February 28, 2010

TROLLING!
Anyone stopping off at remote public toilets: hoping/looking for some: - gay politician,homo rockstar, queer chef or meth smoking evangelical preacher - action!
Anyone stopping off at remote public toilets: hoping/looking for some: - gay politician,homo rockstar, queer chef or meth smoking evangelical preacher - action!
by might be a stamp collector November 21, 2010

A person who goes on UrbanDictionary.com, to define words, in an attempt to vent about America's economic problems, thus proving that he or she is too poor to be on the internet he or she is using.
That guy is such a troll. He spends his time complaining about the economy on the internet to people who don't give a damn.
by Drama Llama March 31, 2009

Any type of enforcement ex: police man, security gaurd, meter maids, ticket checkers. This is because they both CONtrol and PAtrol their surroundings. Troll can also be a verb.
1) Main street is crawling with trolls this time of night.
2) You better buy a train ticket, they have been trolling lately.
3) I got trolled twice last week.
2) You better buy a train ticket, they have been trolling lately.
3) I got trolled twice last week.
by Hydrochloricacid October 6, 2006

(v.) To propose a logically invalid counter argument for one's own entertainment while subsequently arousing ignorance in others.
Best Trolls :
Apple Inc.
Catholic Church
Oprah Winfrey
The Human Centipede
The little plastic ones with colorful hair and whatnot
/b/
(obligatory) Your mom
Apple Inc.
Catholic Church
Oprah Winfrey
The Human Centipede
The little plastic ones with colorful hair and whatnot
/b/
(obligatory) Your mom
by Sentiency July 11, 2011

"Dumb trolls" = 2 IQ, likes to see how many people that can fuck them up at the same time
"Clever trolls" = Knows how to troll, doesn't go to fast. Wants people's reactions. Loves to get loads of newfag to fcuk in the bumbum.
"CockTrolls" = Pervs, See "Chatroulette"
"Killer trolls" = Doesn't care about feelings, at all. See "4Chan" for more info
"Noobs" = Dumb trolls with a small sense of feelings, acts like he knows it all.
See "Besserwisser"
"Clever trolls" = Knows how to troll, doesn't go to fast. Wants people's reactions. Loves to get loads of newfag to fcuk in the bumbum.
"CockTrolls" = Pervs, See "Chatroulette"
"Killer trolls" = Doesn't care about feelings, at all. See "4Chan" for more info
"Noobs" = Dumb trolls with a small sense of feelings, acts like he knows it all.
See "Besserwisser"
Dumb troll: OMG LOLOLO U SUK BALLS
Person 1: Oh look, it's a dumb troll..
Person 2: Yeah, let's just leave him alone..
Person 1: Oh look, it's a dumb troll..
Person 2: Yeah, let's just leave him alone..
by Dah Baus. September 2, 2011

A form of internet bullying in which one party purposely uses a sarcastic tone to try and piss off other internet users. Usually by stating the obvious and/or mocking other users for no reason other then personal enjoyment.
by Problem_solved February 3, 2014
