Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

Is a complete ass who is also a man whore. Tristan makes for a shitty boyfriend and a terrible brother. He will always get himself into trouble. He is NOT to be trusted. He turns up out of the dark and uses people until he doesn’t need them anymore. He is a leech. Tristans are the bullies who need their shit knocked in. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

“Fuck me, I met a Tristan today”

bItCh rUn

by Lilo&Stich27 May 20, 2020

Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 4, 2020

Tristan

German leader with a fat cock

heil tristan

by Bigcockthorsten June 7, 2020

Tristan

A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs

Tristan is an aweful person

by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020

Tristan

Typically a pimp/player with a massive penis and smart brain.

Tristan used his large penis as a walking stick.

by Michael Vick333 June 28, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is the most amazing person ever. He is loyal as hell, and I love him with all of my heart. Tristan always makes me laugh, and he’s really funny. Tristan is the perfect person.

thank you for loving me💘

Person 1: Aye, do you know the new kid’s name?
Person 2: No, but he’s totally a Tristan.

by Sswiperr_ July 10, 2020