Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015

tree well

The deep hole that surrounds the base of a tree under its boughs after heavy snowfalls. During heavy winter snow storms, the boughs keep snow from accumulating near the base of the tree creating a "well" around the tree which can become, in the mountains, very deep. Out of bounds skiers and snow boarders have died from suffocation or hypothermia after falling into tree wells.

A 36 year old skier died of suffocation on Mt. Baker last week after falling into a tree well.

by Ron Erickson December 3, 2006

Banyan Trees

something john locke from lost likes to say alot in a husky mysterious voice

1. Locke: "I'm over here, at the banyan trees"

2. Locke: "Hide in the banyan trees"

3. Locke "Banyan trees..."

by Banyan Trees April 25, 2010

tree fitty

three dollars and fifty cents. (south park)

I need ha bout tree fitty.

by Spicy McHaggis December 25, 2002

volunteer tree

A tree, not planted by human hands, that begins to grow on residential or commercial property. Unlike trees that are brought in and installed on property, volunteer trees usually spring up on their own from seeds placed onto the ground by natural causes or accidental transport by people. Normally, volunteer trees are considered weeds and removed, but many desirable and attractive specimens have gone on to become permanent residents on many public and private grounds.

The beautiful, giant Red Maple comfortably shielded Claire from the sun as she sat on her back porch. It was nearly 55 years ago that the maple started life as a volunteer tree in her backyard, growing from the soil where a small wooden shed once stood.

by PerverseWriter July 26, 2009

Easter Tree

Much like the fabled Christmas tree, the Easter Tree is often spray painted yellow, pink, and powder blue. Decorated with little authentic bunny pieces, and marshmellow Peeps©, children wake up early Sunday morning and climb to the top where there Easter baskets are bolted to the top.

Hey Elmer, check out there beautiful "Easter Tree".

by skanman April 11, 2009

Shady Tree

A person who is always shady for no reason. A person who is shady all of the time. Shady meaning to act funny. Someone who always has an attitude. A person who treats another person weird.

That girl over there is an shady tree. She be throwing shade left and right every time I see her.

by SaidTht April 20, 2014