tossing salad

the art of eating shit hole

Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).

by anna smolder November 30, 2003

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

toss rag

like a sock covered in cum. Good for insulting any old twat that pisses you off ! swiflty followed buy another top notch insult .

Ross: " Did you know, I'm colourblind but only to synthetic colours ! "
Matt: " Oh, your such a toss rag ! Go fuck your dinosaur whore of a mum ! "

by matt w & ross September 7, 2008

toss salad

refers oral to anal contact. Started as prision sex between men when no women where around. They used vasoline on one mans's anus while another performed oral sex pretended the man's anus was a women's vagina.

I heard you liked to toss salad while in prision.

by davidgonzales2 October 26, 2006

tossed salad

When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.

Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome

by pimplee May 19, 2006

toss salad

To have your hole properly licked for hours.

My slave likes to toss salad for hours. I was sitting on his face. I loved it.

by Mistress1 April 26, 2006

coin toss

A girl (or guy) that looks really good from behind but when facing you turns out to have an ugly face or some other flaw that cancels out the nice legs and ass.

Man, that girl in the blue dress with the nice can was a total coin toss. Wish I'd called tails on that.

by vandu September 1, 2010