German-Tornado

When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.

Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!

by Blue - Waffles June 17, 2024

doggy tornado 3000

The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse

Bro me and that one girl did the “doggy tornado 3000” last night.

by mannytheshortking January 15, 2021

tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.

Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.

by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011