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Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.
Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!
by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016
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laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024
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Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022
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Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
by Thradisar Starwise June 1, 2017
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Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.
You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.
by bananabread69 December 18, 2020
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