shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016

Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni)

Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni) is a nice person with a good taste of ckikas .He is a sexy looking man with BBC(Big Black Cock)

Person 1 : I am so beautifull

Person 2 : Giannis (ektos apo ton karagianni) said that you are agly

Person 1 : OMG he is right I am going to kill my self now

by Gangster Giannis November 20, 2021

Touple Ton

Touple Ton is a very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

That's a Touple Ton of kids in my yard susan, get the gat

by Frater Perdura September 9, 2020

bitch-ton

A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load

"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".

Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.

by gene2112 October 4, 2014

Queer-ton

A filler word for a fuckton of gays.

Person 1: How many gays are there?

Person 2: A queer-ton, Bob.

by lmaoroflthatscrazy August 23, 2019

dirty ton ton

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog December 1, 2022