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total fucking douchebag

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.
Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.
by bobzemuda January 12, 2006
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Totally Real Person

A person who is defiantly real. His pipe like body and very possible moai head makes him an absolute monster hovering over everyone he sees. He did unfortunately died while trying to fight the zombie cube thingy. May he rest in peace.
Short kid: DUDE! IS THAT TOTALLY REAL PERSON
Dumb kid: TRP? Do you mean The Roleplay
Short kid: No, Totally Real Person. The only true person
by GoodOlAmbientBoy October 21, 2022
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total bitch move

A jerky move done by another person.
Amanda: Your a whore!
Krista: Total bitch move!
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Steve throws a pencil.
Ken: Total bitch move!
by Shatzy Shell March 25, 2008
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Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.
by corn man June 2, 2012
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Total Enclosure Fetishism

A sexual paraphilia in which arousal occurs from having the entire body enclosed in a certain way. Such methods include wearing a rubber full-body suit, being in a vacuum bed and having all the air sucked out, or completely wrapping oneself in a blanket. This practice can be carried out during BDSM.
We found him completely wrapped up in a blanket again, and suspect him to have total enclosure fetishism.
by sparklingunicorn08 October 19, 2012
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Total Drama Island

An animated reality tv series in which two teams of campers compete in various contests on an island in the boonies of Canada.
Okay Total Drama Island campers! Today you all face the biggest challenge yet: the going down a 100-foot sliding board lined with sandpaper while wearing a swimsuit contest! Each camper must ride the slide and land in a vat of lemon juice positioned at the bottom of the sliding board. The camper who screams the loudest wins! The losers will be tarred, feathered, and forced to watch commercial-free loops of this show. Any complaints and you'll have to share a bunk with Owen after we feed him baked beans and prune juice.

Cody: Dude, Trent, you should slide face down on your belly! Gwen will be so impressed!

Later, on video in the reeking, bug-infested camp latrine…

Gwen: I was really interested in Trent, but since he took Cody’s advice on the slide challenge, I’ve decided he’s not my type. It’s just as well, because yesterday I met this hunky emo sasquatch who plays the banjo!
by The Screaming Beaver August 20, 2008
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Total and Complete Homo

Described as a feminine acting male usually
dressed up in penny loafers with his jeans
and sleeves rolled up wearing a stupid hat
with a feather, holding a large lacy umbrella open, walking down the street window shopping and browsing the sales at Diane's Dress Shop.
1. OMG..look! There goes little Johnny
prancing down the street sporting the
pink lacy umbrella again. That boy is a
Total and complete homo.

2. Boy George, Elton John, George Bush,
by street whizard April 7, 2009
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