Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!

by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Floppy walrus

A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.

“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”

by Rubydoooooooo April 7, 2022

Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.

by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.

you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.

by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020

walrus chin

Adjective; when your scrotum tightens to resemble a walrus chin.

When Whalen got out of the swimming pool his shorts fell off and revealed his walrus chin.

by Dr. Lyktrbvr October 13, 2017