junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.

I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.

by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015

shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful

We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.

by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016

jangly junk

male genitals as viewed while wearing sweatpants

That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.

by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018

Thug Junk

Thug Junk is when a man fluffs his penis so it does not apear to be small; not hard but not soft.

Girl says to boy, "honey you got to give me somthing more than that thug junk."

by rheffner2000 September 30, 2017

Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010