chicken phobia

A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.

My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

chicken hatch

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"

chicken hatch

by Hatchman April 26, 2014

Chicken Plarm

When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm

Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm

by Juanandres June 16, 2017

cop a chicken

to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.

Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken

by Tyler aka sexy June 20, 2009

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.

That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

chicken killer

Liz Lemon full of blood lust firing everyone in sight to get the favor of a boy she likes

Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a boy whose name you don't even know?

by clintiskeen November 26, 2013

bbq chicken

noun - in basketball, a phrase used to describe a big man whose toughness is considerably less than his size would imply. a big man who does little to deter dunks or shots near the basket.

Pass me the rock; I got bbq chicken guarding me.

Take it to the hole! Bbq chicken can't stop you!

I looked in the paint and saw bbq chicken standing there, so I put the ball on the floor and went to the hoop.

by baller OG March 3, 2009