Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Banana Ketchup

a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy

Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup

by Private Carl July 8, 2019

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013

Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.

"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."

by it be me, trent October 20, 2020

Ketchup

Someone you can get any information out of. You can "squeeze"anything out of him/her.

Talk to Justin, he's a real ketchup, he'll tell you everything.

by Neveh boy March 13, 2018

ketchup & fries

a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.

Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"

by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024