john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth

wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley

by mbdog123 July 22, 2016

Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong

Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong

by Yelnats May 23, 2020

Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.

Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

stanley

the guy from Fortnite

omg its Stanley the guy from Fortnite

by Moma suckaaaaa March 31, 2023

Carli Stanley

Carli Stanley is a beautiful sweet amazing best friend. But also a douche bag love you tho <3

Carli Stanley is a hoe :)

by Ayanna is swag 🤑 June 3, 2021

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018