it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Titanicization

The tendency to compare any disaster, particularly one that is spectacular or involving transportation, to the sinking of the Titanic despite the two disasters being plainly incomparable.

When the Costa Concordia capsized many news outlets were quick to engage in titanicization of the event.

by WT E100 October 1, 2020

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond

A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.

Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?

Guy 2: No thats a stupid game

*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*

by Peefrog August 10, 2020

WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100

way to start a controversial debate between two brianrotted and literally mentally inestable and retarded individuals whose lifes revolve around utterly stupid and shitty videos posted by user DaFuqBoom

brainrotted 1: "WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100"
brainrotted 2:"I BELIEVE TITAN CAMERAMAN IS NOT SIGMA, SKIBIDI TOILETS ARE MORE NUMEROUS AND WILL WIN THE SKIBIDI WAR"
brainrotted 1: "NO, CAMERAMEN HAVE SIGMA TROOPERS"
brainrotted 2: "BUT SKIBIDI TOILETS HAVE THE RIZZ, CAMERAMEN DON'T"
brainrotted 1: "STICK OUT THE GYATT FOR ME IMMA BUTTFUCK U"
brainrotted 2: *gets assraped*

by skib toil sigma 100 ral November 1, 2023

Titan

A sexy beast that's good at everything.

Rebecca: omg look at Titan!
Jenifer: he's soo hot
John: You guys are perves.

by Ti101123 January 27, 2020

titan dick

Yumas dick

“Brought out his titan dick from his pants and starts pumping”

by Diabolikloversfan May 20, 2019

a Titanic

Something grandiose with a spectacular budget and/or promotion. It has claimed to be to be "unsinkable," only to fail in an equally spectacular fashion, proving them wrong.

Origin and reference: White Star Line's RMS Titanic disaster in 1912.

TV series promoters: "Our multi million series is a triumph!"
Annoyed viewers: "Triumph, over what? It was more like a Titanic."

by Annaria February 24, 2023