it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Titanicization

The tendency to compare any disaster, particularly one that is spectacular or involving transportation, to the sinking of the Titanic despite the two disasters being plainly incomparable.

When the Costa Concordia capsized many news outlets were quick to engage in titanicization of the event.

by WT E100 October 1, 2020

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond

A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.

Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?

Guy 2: No thats a stupid game

*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*

by Peefrog August 10, 2020

WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100

way to start a controversial debate between two brianrotted and literally mentally inestable and retarded individuals whose lifes revolve around utterly stupid and shitty videos posted by user DaFuqBoom

brainrotted 1: "WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100"
brainrotted 2:"I BELIEVE TITAN CAMERAMAN IS NOT SIGMA, SKIBIDI TOILETS ARE MORE NUMEROUS AND WILL WIN THE SKIBIDI WAR"
brainrotted 1: "NO, CAMERAMEN HAVE SIGMA TROOPERS"
brainrotted 2: "BUT SKIBIDI TOILETS HAVE THE RIZZ, CAMERAMEN DON'T"
brainrotted 1: "STICK OUT THE GYATT FOR ME IMMA BUTTFUCK U"
brainrotted 2: *gets assraped*

by skib toil sigma 100 ral November 1, 2023

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Titan

An amazing, wonderful and sweet guy. Looks tough and mean on the outside but is actually a big, sweet goofball. Has a big heart, but an even bigger cock. Great in bed and in any relationship for that fact.

I wish I was still dating Titan

by Shaylen November 21, 2021

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022