Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024

Thursday Breakfast

n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.

I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.

by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009

Thursday Eve

Wednesday

Thursday eve is when my weekend begins

by IMustTurd March 23, 2022

Thursday

Used to describe any situation to confuse others on what's your opinion.

In a conversation:
-My dad left me when I was 12

+Oh I'm so Thursday about it...
-what? This is serious Mark.
+Honestly, Thursday

Expression:
Martha is so thursday!

by Rafita.le.cirque July 15, 2020

grey thursday

The shopping day before black Friday.

You going to the grey Thursday sale at walmart?

by Hacktastic November 23, 2017

Throbbing Thursday

When it be Thursday and your penor be throbbing

I swear, approve this or I’ll visit you on a Throbbing Thursday

by Warsmith Primus May 15, 2025

Thirsty Thursday

To seek sex a day before the weekend starts

I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday

by Favol February 17, 2023