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BOBS

Acronym for Believes own Bull Shit
Tom is the biggest BOBS out there, it's downright pathological.
by Larry C April 28, 2008
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BOB

A person who is RUDE to the point where said person APPALLS another person by their OBSCENE and WOUNDING remarks.
"I'm about to cry. Why are you being so BOB today?"
by punchedinthefacebybob July 30, 2009
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bob

Bitch of the bitch

which came from s.o.b (son of the bitch)
bob is the femminem version
1) she is a bob
2) what bob's!
by weewow May 15, 2006
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THE BOB

a person that provides great HELLO'S
Man I just got THE BOB by this hot girl
by Tad Stovinsky December 22, 2003
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Bob

Erika: Who is Timmy standing next to?
Julie: Oh that's his Bob
by E-Money7 November 13, 2010
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Bob On

1. This is when you get a random erection.

or

2. When joking with your mates.
(also see 'Marley')
1. "OMG i have a Bob On, i hope no one sees!"

2. "OMG i just gold stared Run to the Hills on Rock Band, i have such a Bob On!"
by SGregz October 27, 2008
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bob

abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!
jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!

coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously
by gazzamongo August 5, 2006
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