Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”

“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”

by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

urinal snizz

The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.

I scraped the urinal snizz into a bucket. Don't get any urinal snizz on you

by Mrbatery November 18, 2018

urine

1. the yellow stuff that comes out your kidneys
2. a beverage to drink when u got nothing to drink

Youtuber: hello today i am teaching you how to get a free lemonade

step 1. go to a public bathroom stall with an unflushed toliet

2. get a cup and put in the toilet and get some urine in it
3. enjoy!

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here October 12, 2021

urinous

When you are using the urinal and are very nervous.

The other day a kid was staring at me in the bathroom, he was making me very urinous!

by Yipolo Man February 22, 2020