what happens in oklahoma, texas, louisiana, arkansas, mississippi, alabama and florida.
tornadoes are more rare in winter, but they still happen, especially in the states listed above!
tornadoes are more rare in winter, but they still happen, especially in the states listed above!
by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025
Mr.Bundles of joy:tornado drill
me:*plays its the end of the world*
Harrison:*snaps stuff*
me:Im gonna die a virgin
timmy:FUCK
me:*plays its the end of the world*
Harrison:*snaps stuff*
me:Im gonna die a virgin
timmy:FUCK
by raybeez March 31, 2022
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
by Blue - Waffles June 18, 2024
Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 07, 2024
When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022
Luke Warmwater used his tornado finger on Mary Jane Rottencrotch in such a fashion that made her taste the rainbow.
by Filthy mustache April 04, 2018
an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".
by oldguard April 21, 2023