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swamp cat

a girl that thinks shes hot, but in reality she be lookin' like a swamp thang.
This place is full of swamp cats, not a 10 in sight.

Not all the MAC makeup in the world will help that swamp cat.

Shelly should be damn sexy to make up for her nasty attitude, but shes just another swamp cat.
by Farrah Malekzadeh January 2, 2010
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swamp ass

The build up of sweat around tha ass and ball region. Usually the first place you begin to sweat.
It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
by nello April 22, 2006
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swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
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Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.
I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!
by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019
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Swamp Gator

An attractive woman who preys on men at parties.
Careful of Jenny, she's a total Swamp Gator.
by John2932 March 13, 2021
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swamp tootie

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"
by VSL December 1, 2013
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