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selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010
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Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?
Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.
by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020
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steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
by Creamed boi October 24, 2019
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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
by Dan.k May 8, 2014
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Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.
Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.
by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022
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Steam academy

A School that is filled with low lives, crackheads, white peoples saying nigger. We can’t even fight in this school SMH.
Have you heard of steam academy that school is shit
by School1234 February 6, 2019
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