by Don't_use_your_real_name. September 25, 2021
by Saebyeokswife September 27, 2021
Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.
Also can be used in a joking way.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.
Also can be used in a joking way.
by Goofiest Squid December 29, 2010
the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.
a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.
by Annabelle McLeod September 01, 2006
Person 1 - I love white chocolate truffles
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!
by S.MF.L January 24, 2011
by Van Stevens July 12, 2009
When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.
Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"
Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018