Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.
Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.
by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013
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Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex
I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,
by Mchjennin January 17, 2011
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Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.
That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......
by Statler71 December 08, 2010
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Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.
by SunDazed January 09, 2010
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Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public
John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."
by Miggity Miggity April 05, 2018
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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 07, 2017
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mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.
Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.
by Jimmycliff01 June 11, 2017
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