Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!
by je5u5 October 02, 2005
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Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
by Truth Serum 58008 March 02, 2017
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mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
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monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
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Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
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Crust Monkey

Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
by Giggggiiiggg March 17, 2017
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Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
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