The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
by je5u5 October 02, 2005
A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
by Truth Serum 58008 March 02, 2017
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!
Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
by Giggggiiiggg March 17, 2017
1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020