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Lobster Nipple

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.
It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple
by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010
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lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.
Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.
red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"
by ohso-special June 1, 2007
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Lobster Skirt

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.
"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"
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Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.
See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster
by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016
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Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone
Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster
by RedLobster November 20, 2016
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lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015
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