Kyle

The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.

Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

by sk00bi May 18, 2020

Kyle

A guy who is extremely energetic and will punch a hole in any nearby wall.

“Ahh hun Kyle raged and punched the door again”

by Yeetuskleatus October 22, 2019

Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019

Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021

Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.

I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend

by Shortie04 December 18, 2019

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020

Kyle

A piece of shit

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.

by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020