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Buisness Man Keith

Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective

His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss

He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
by Anonymous Screen Time January 4, 2022
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A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
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Keith

FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.
Who is these people?
by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
mugGet the scuba keithmug.

Keith

Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
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Keith

Keith loves to spiral, all day everyday. It’s just the Keith thing to do.
Wow look at Keith spiralling again
by The one true commissioner November 23, 2021
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