mexican trunk muffin

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 13, 2006

Junk in the Trunk

When a guy stuffs as many small inanimate objects up a girls vagina.

Tom was harsh - even though Sally was screaming and crying for him to stop, he was able to continue to shove small objects up Sally. She had a large Junk in the Trunk.

by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010

Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit

"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"

by Scum Pigeon March 7, 2009

junk in da trunk

referring to the amount of "material" in one's ass

Yo, da hoe gots a lotta junk in da trunk

by angel4325 September 4, 2004

trunk fit

Trunk fit is when the tip, and only the tip of the penis is inserted into an anal passageway with painful resistance

My penis is sore from all dat trunk fit

by Dr. Anus December 20, 2013