Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.

Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.

by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 18, 2011

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Blinker terrorist

A blinker terrorist is someone who utilizes fear and violence, often through the excessive or inappropriate use of their turn signal, to intimidate or control others on the road while driving.

1: The only way to drive in 2024 is to fully adopted and embrace the ideology of being a blinker terrorist.

2: Driving became so much easier once I became a blinker terrorist.

by Harold McDougalson February 10, 2024

Terrorist

Harming innocent people by bombing or shooting them to achieve political goals.

Josh: Fatih is a terrorist.
Nick: Yeah and he's gay too

by The g code guy September 12, 2019

Terrorist

Anyone against the government is a terrorist and antinational. They must be sent to Pakistan.

Farmers: The government must take the three farm bills back!
Zee Anchor: These aren’t farmers, they are terrorists.

Anyone: We don’t agree with this policy of government...
Arnoob: Terrorist, antinationals.... go to Pakistan.

by Hiteshi Nakara January 27, 2021

terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012

Vibe Terrorist

A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.

Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:

-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-

Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."

Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."

Tim: "What?"

Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "

Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"

Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"

Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."

Final Example:

-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-

The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*

Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"

by fed_not_a_terrorist May 27, 2025