starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

starbucks cakepop

Yes.

"Is that a Starbucks cakepop? Oh my lord lord."

by Pedo mom August 31, 2021

Starbuck

The shipping of Harry Potter characters namely Sirius Orion Black and James Potter. There is a star called Sirius and James Potter's animagus form is a stag.

Person 1: OMG! I SHIP STARBUCK VERY HARD!!!
Person 2: James and Sirius? But in the end James marries Lily right?
Person 1: IDC

by Viscaria December 30, 2018

Starbucking

The act of oral sex or jacking off early in the morning.

“Yeah Joe I was starbucking it earlier this morning, had to get it out before I went to work.”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 6, 2021

Starbucks

The only "restaurant" that is good for a white girl, specifically Kim Kardashian. They decide to celebrate fall with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and uggs.

White girl-"OMG STARBUCKS IS TOTALLY BAE"
Other white girl-"YAAAASSSSS WITH UGGS AND LULULEMON"

by Jake Matigian November 11, 2017

BUCK STARBUCKS

It is when two songs in a particular order are played by STARBUCK where following is behavior beyond their slogan " POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT" and spend a BUCK.

So the songs " I GOT TO KNOW and MOONLIGHT, FEELS RIGHT played and he got to " GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY and gueerboy SUCK HIS ASSHOLE LOG and that is when you know you just began to BUCK STARBUCKS

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021