The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 11, 2010
by Imakebullshit August 04, 2024
In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.
There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 03, 2020
by Personwholives January 09, 2015
A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022
People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.
Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 11, 2011
Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings
by Nagisa1k May 14, 2022