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situation friend

a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1

(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together

ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex

girl: we volunteer at the same place

ex3:

patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
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Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.
“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.
by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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A Gotwalls Situation

An semi-incestual relationship with a parent or sibling.
"That mother and son sure do act weird together. I bet they're in a Gotwalls Situation".
by mamanimo June 24, 2011
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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Thirst Situations

When someone is Thirsting over someone, this is a thirst situation.
Person 1: Man I swear to God this dude is thirsty
Person 2: yeah he has these thirst situations quite often
by ThiccShady80Mile October 4, 2025
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J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*
by richer den u May 19, 2024
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