Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

sloth hugger

worships sloth

man you are a sloth hugger

by mr.fiercefierce October 30, 2018

Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.

You're such a ventripotent sloth.

by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 21, 2017

Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"

1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"

by sullvinio December 11, 2013

Sloth

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.

Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!

by ManinyourShed February 28, 2017

sloth head

an insult for someone with a large eye span

Mato is such a sloth head

by lmao lit fam September 16, 2016