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Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.
"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017
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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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queer joy

a feeling of pure happiness queer people feel when being totally and unabashedly themselves
watching movies with hood queer representation makes me feel pure queer joy
by anonymous August 24, 2022
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Music queer

A person who overly obsesses over music, goes as far as looking up new music to seem "cool" to his friends.
Person 1: "Guys look at this new song that I just discovered, bet you've never heard it before."
Person 2: "Shut up, music queer."
by FlyingPotato38 February 21, 2017
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totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!
by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013
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queer pants

1. A word commonly used by high school Freshmen to describe ones pants.

2. Another way to say that someone dresses gay.
1. Oh my figgen God, get away from me with your Queer Pants.

2. Ew! I wouldn't go out with you and your queer pants.
by Amberologyism! September 4, 2006
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Choir Queer

Someone who is homosexual and in choir and most people in choir arent homosexual so not everyone in choir is a queer.
Someone who thinks people in choir are choir queers obviously can't comprehend good music and is then the queer. Dumbass choir hating queer.
by EliteDemon December 3, 2004
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