dirty lettuce

Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green

Time to get that dirty lettuce

by Silvers December 10, 2015

Little lettuce leaf

The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.

Elphaba: *Appears on TikTok live*
EQ: Hello my little lettuce leaf!

by FK2COOL July 29, 2023

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

lettuce jr

Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence

Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025