Fog of must

The thick, iridescent product left behind following a fart.

I'd appreciate if you told me that I was about to walk into your fog of must.

by Rav4rav4 February 3, 2024

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The Fog

The fog will come on March 27, 2026. The fog isn’t some all powerful supernatural entity, it is reality. The fog is a crack in the fabric of space and time, that consists of horrors so terrifying that it will blind you. You need to board up all windows and doors, especially anything with cracks into the outside world. Electricity in your area may go out, so keep board games and other nob-electrical forms of entertainment, as it can take months for military forces to reach your area. The hallucinations inside the fog can mimic the voices of loved ones, and if any loved ones are consumed by the fog, they are not themselves. They are an entity now, belonging to the fog. They will deform and deform, until they have to crawl on the ground to move. Do not trust anybody who has been outside. Do not trust anybody who has not covered their doors. Do not trust anybody who says anything that is contradicting to this post. Keep yourself safe on March 27, 2026. May God be with you all upon this international crisis.

Person 1: “Hey bro, what’s going on?”

Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”

Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2023

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the fog is coming
September 27th 2056 at 1:06 am GM
close the bunker doors and raise the sirens

Person 1: hey man be careful, the fog is coming
Person 2: oh no the fog is coming, get in the bunker and close the doors, the alarms will be raised soon

by . . April 18, 2023

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