British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you

Bruh youre such a british Benjamin

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

British Pound

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Charly was not happy when I gave her a British pound.

by Leg3ndAssass1n October 17, 2020

British Pashing

An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.

I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.

The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!

by OsterleyGirl November 27, 2014

British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010