Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
by xevilivex October 20, 2011
When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
by dfwu March 02, 2015
The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
by LOBO October 19, 2004
When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
by Blondie74 June 05, 2009
The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.
To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.
To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.
To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
by Cellie October 13, 2007
Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.
"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 08, 2009