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Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation
1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense
by Perples January 18, 2007
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Tens

Yo I was packin' 2 tens when these niggas shot at me, so I busted back
by ac January 31, 2004
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Teresa

A Hispanic woman, usually tall with black hair, dark eyes, and very ambitious. She will do anything to get what she wants

She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love

Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough

Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
by personbehidscrren August 15, 2016
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tenshi

Romanized japanese, word for "angel." Even though this is a name meaning angel, however, you'll find that all people named "tenshi" are insane from birth. They will act nice at one point in time and then immediately turn around and say the most insane things. This name is definitely cursed.
"Hey man did you talk to Tenshi last night?"
"Yeah she gave me a hug and then told me to stop being a dumbass or she would kill me."
by LordZekercan12 December 3, 2015
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Terasa Veglianti

An awesome being, a picture of pure beauty, unique to the point that everyone want's to be you. You are magic with mystical powers of both Men & women alike. No other being will even come close to the adorable life form that you really are! A complete Cunt and has much appreciation of the Bummage.
awesome beauty cunt terasa veglianti
by tese November 6, 2012
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Teresa

A girl who is not hot likes to play with my man nicks heart. He's Hayden's main chick and overall a holy girl.
Nick: ' I love you teresa"
Teresa: "Lmao get out outta here"
by Trees main chick February 24, 2019
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Textual Tension

This occurs when two people build up sexual tension via text messages.
"Yo Sara and I were texting so hot last night, the textual tension was astronomical"
by The Prince of Sandy Hill November 10, 2009
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