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teachers

If you want the vague definition: A person whose job is to teach children, teenagers, or adults depending on the type of school.

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There are three types of teachers.

1. An awesome teacher, someone who's funny and is a very kind person deep down. Someone who everyone says is their favorite teacher, and actually cares about their students. This is the rarest kind.

2. A teacher that is in the middle. Someone who is awesome some of the time, but an asshole from hell the rest of the time. This, or a teacher that no one really cares about, who isn't one particular kind.

3. A teacher that is a bitch from hell, even if it's a man. From my knowledge (I'm still in school), this is currently the most common type of teacher. This is a teacher that is normally an old, grumpy bitch who seems to keep her job for the sole purpose of making your life a living hell. This kind of teacher delights in giving students piles of homework because (s)he seems to enjoy it; the kind of teacher that hates everyone. This kind of teacher will get you in trouble just because (s)he doesn't like you.
Some teachers are actually nice, but most are horrible. This is what people who went to school in the past, or were home schooled, don't seem to realize.
by zawakuchi July 25, 2011
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great teacher onizuka

A Japanese product, available as an anime, manga, or drama, following the exploits of Eichi Onizuka. "GTO," as it is more commonly known, promotes drugs, sex, and the rights of teachers to beat up students. A true gem of society.
Have you seen that GTO? That's some great shit.
by Em February 7, 2003
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Tech-Neck

Muscular stiffness and pain, even headache, caused by the extended periods of looking down at one's handheld personal technology devices, such as iPods, iPhones, Zunes, BlackBerries and smartphones.
I spent so much time texting yesterday I got horrible Tech-Neck.
by Andy Establishment April 17, 2011
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French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020
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tech support

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective
Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."
by epl May 26, 2008
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Ivy Tech

A community college with several campuses scattered across the state of Indiana.

Established in 1963, Ivy Tech now has over 120,000 students.

It's get a bad rap for it's large number of know-nothings (which is true), but it is a good stepping ground for some people between high school and university.

Cheap alternative to real universities, minus the fun.
"Hey did you hear back from Purdue?"
"Yeah, I got rejected, so I'm going to Ivy Tech and hopefully I'll be able to transfer to Purdue somewhere down the road."
by Jake Logos August 26, 2009
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Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.
Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!
by Kanye WE March 4, 2009
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