ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass

I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that

by Swagmaster24 March 7, 2014

Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water

Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen

by PewJew March 6, 2020

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.

We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.

by sosweet August 21, 2007

Patton Taps

A marching snare stick trick created by Christopher Patton Strauss where the drummer crosses over the left hand back and forth, hitting flams as the right hand plays grace notes .

“Dang man, those Patton Taps Nick and Grahm played were supreme.”

by Breadcrumbs drumming January 29, 2020

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

Zac Tap

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.

"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"

by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013