The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 04, 2018
by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013
Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.
The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 17, 2007
John: (Tapping sound)
Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 12, 2011
by chapman69 November 29, 2010
When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 03, 2017
she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
by Bre415 January 20, 2010