The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018
Get the Speed Tappingmug. A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013
Get the Zac Tapmug. When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
Get the bean tapmug. by PewJew March 6, 2020
Get the Tap Semenmug. by chapman69 December 1, 2010
Get the finger tapsmug. by the_berg November 7, 2013
Get the crap tapmug. she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
by Bre415 January 20, 2010
Get the Pie tapmug.