Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water

Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen

by PewJew March 6, 2020

finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation

"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps

by chapman69 December 1, 2010

ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass

I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that

by Swagmaster24 March 7, 2014

Zac Tap

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.

"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"

by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

Patton Taps

A marching snare stick trick created by Christopher Patton Strauss where the drummer crosses over the left hand back and forth, hitting flams as the right hand plays grace notes .

“Dang man, those Patton Taps Nick and Grahm played were supreme.”

by Breadcrumbs drumming January 29, 2020