Tainted love

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill

1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing

by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006

taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.

Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon

by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011

Taint

The region of skin in between the vagina and the asshole. Comes from the notion that when wiping oneself or performing heterosexual sex the receptacle (the piece of toilet paper or dick) penetrated by means of piss or vaginal fluid now has the power to "taint" the asshole when venturing south of this region

I decided to move in past Jen's taint and try some butt stuff.

by mittens409 July 20, 2019

taint bubble

When you fart, but the air comes up over your taint and tickles your balls or girly parts.

Oohhh! I just had a taint bubble! Lucky I had boxers on!

by thamongrel May 10, 2008

Slimey taint

A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).

I hope my girlfriend can lick my slimey taint tonight.

by badasshellyeah! June 5, 2009

taint licorice

Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)

Dude, Drake's mom has some wicked taint licorice, I was picking it out of my teeth all night.

by Teh Skulker January 31, 2007

Taint curds

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.

An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010